ONLINE TO LONG
You
know you've been on-line too long when...
* You start introducing yourself as Jim at aol.com.
* Your wife drapes a wig over the monitor to remind you of
what she looks like.
* You check your mail. It says "no new messages"
so you check it again.
* You name your children Eudora, Mozzilla, and Dotcom.
* All of your friends have an @ in their names.
* You tell the cab driver you live at
http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html
* You tell the kids they can't use the computer because
"Daddy/Mommy's got work to do".
* You get a tattoo that says "This body best veiwed
with Internet Explorer 5.0."
* You ask the plumber how much it would cost to replace the
chair in front of the computer with a toilet.
* You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile.
:-)
* As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain
road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.